Ginny Found Guilty!

In a huge surprise, our own (in my opinion absolutely innocent) Ginny Beauchamp, of sterling character and matchless wit, was found guilty of two charges in her show-trial Sunday night, despite the overwhelming support she received from numerous witnesses and supporters, including SpongeBob Squarepants himself.

In the words of the Dishonorable Judge Gar Hallard:

"In the first count of wielding an axe the court finds ginny not guilty by reason of her reasonable reliance on the permit."

(Ginny's poised and practiced attorney, Tsidel Shepherd, produced a convincing, very official-looking "Axe-Wielding Permit" that this author had absolutely nothing to do with.)

"However, the court finds her guilty of impersonating a personincharge"

(A curious finding, in this author's opinion, since Ms. Beauchamp's tag clearly read "personnotincharge")

"And sentences her to psychotherapy conducted by herself"

"Count two of fashion crimes, I find the defendant guilty...of amazing and forward thinking style and order her to share her fall line of clothing with everyone through k-mart right next to the other jailbird Martha Stewart"

It is unknown whether Martha Stewart is on Ginny's Friends List.

"Finally on the count of promoting the religion of Spongebob Squarepants I'm sorry Ginny but you are guilty of that. Spongebob though delightful to young and old alike..even me . . . is a danger and your promoting of his message is a danger to us all"

"Ginny Beauchamp . . . you are hereby sentenced to reopen your therapy practice until you get it right. You shall provide to Cami and MissNomer the required therapy they need as a result of your outrageous actions. And JS Saltwater shall be hanged until death if he is ever apprehended."

Persecution team Dani Ballinger and Solari Georgia did a truly remarkable job in making these bogus charges stick.

All parties were delighted with the verdict and many hugs were hugged.

The Official Summons

Trial Sunday, place and time to be announced:

SUMMONS

State of Second Life

Sim of Tequila Sunrise

In the name and by the authority of the State of Second Life,

NOTICE IS GIVEN as follows:

To Ginny Beauchamp

YOU ARE COMMANDED to appear and to answer before the Honorable District Court, Tequila Sunrise Sim, Second Life, at a time and place to be determined and then and there to answer the charges as follows:

First Count: Wielding an axe without a permit sometime around August 20, 2009.

Second Count: Fashion Crime: Improper accessorizing with orange shoes sometime around August 20, 2009.

Third Count: Heresy: Soliciting converts to the cult of SpongeBob SquarePants sometime around August 20, 2009.

The officer executing this summons shall promptly serve it according to the requirements of law and the mandates of the summons and make the due return as the law directs.

NOTICE TO DEFENDANT

You have been charged with an offense. You may employ an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you. Failure to appear will be grounds to have a capias issued for your arrest, or you could be tried in absentia.

ISSUED AND GIVEN UNDER MY HAND AND SEAL OF THIS COURT

GAR HALLARD, PRESIDING JUDGE

Moss Beach Towers

Plans for an extension of Moss Beach House have not yet been presented to the planning bored for review but we're envisioning a towering one story penthouse extension. Maybe.

We're hoping Ginny gets sentenced to house arrest and can spend her work furlough time in construction on the roof.

Meanwhile . . . the balloons have been removed and the sex coffin is open for . . . well, not business but . . .

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Welcome, welcome, one and all.  If you've made your way to this blog, it's because you're part of the wonderful awesome group of Moss Beach tenants (or their pals), and want to keep on the up and up of the latest and greatest um, stuff, happening at Moss Beach.  This week in Moss Beach news, Ginny is up for trial.  As an axe-wielding, orange shoe wearing, door-to-door SpongeBob religious solicitor, her crimes certainly should be answered for.  And in other news, our sex coffin is full of balloons.

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