The Official Summons

Trial Sunday, place and time to be announced:

SUMMONS

State of Second Life

Sim of Tequila Sunrise

In the name and by the authority of the State of Second Life,

NOTICE IS GIVEN as follows:

To Ginny Beauchamp

YOU ARE COMMANDED to appear and to answer before the Honorable District Court, Tequila Sunrise Sim, Second Life, at a time and place to be determined and then and there to answer the charges as follows:

First Count: Wielding an axe without a permit sometime around August 20, 2009.

Second Count: Fashion Crime: Improper accessorizing with orange shoes sometime around August 20, 2009.

Third Count: Heresy: Soliciting converts to the cult of SpongeBob SquarePants sometime around August 20, 2009.

The officer executing this summons shall promptly serve it according to the requirements of law and the mandates of the summons and make the due return as the law directs.

NOTICE TO DEFENDANT

You have been charged with an offense. You may employ an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you. Failure to appear will be grounds to have a capias issued for your arrest, or you could be tried in absentia.

ISSUED AND GIVEN UNDER MY HAND AND SEAL OF THIS COURT

GAR HALLARD, PRESIDING JUDGE